this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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