They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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