doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Your cock deserves a montage
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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