My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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