East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
My ass is underappreciated
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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