Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
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I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex