Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
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Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask