We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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