My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
NoShamevember. You game?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
