I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Can I color on your dick again?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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