I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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