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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
accomplished twins. life is a go
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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