I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
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They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
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I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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