BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
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You. Win. At. Life.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
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I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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