doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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