it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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