Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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