3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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