I haven't been this sober since birth.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
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He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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