I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
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Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
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this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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