youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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