my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
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I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea