Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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