so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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