Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
