My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
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Alive.
So much puke
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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