True but thats because hes a fetus.
You can't special order awesome
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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