You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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