a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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