Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I have aggressive nipples.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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