Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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