i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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