i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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