Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
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Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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