I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
why didn't you poke me back
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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