i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
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Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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