Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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