i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
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How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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