Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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