I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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