rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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