i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Randomize
