WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
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I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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