Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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