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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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