Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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