I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
