Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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