If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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