dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
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Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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