Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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