he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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