I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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