i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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