erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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