You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
You did what with his pubic hair?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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