i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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