You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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