What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.