but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Ladies don't puke and tell
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many